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STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...


TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

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Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm
Godd*** typos!


F18 HORNET REPAIRS -


TAGS: mechanics pilots
Rating: 5/5

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FangKitt3n - March 31, 2012, 3:14 pm
My masterchief would have shat bricks if my guys were working like that...
Airman - March 30, 2012, 5:43 pm
wouldn't all fit on my little form
ughomer - March 30, 2012, 4:50 pm
Airman ~ great rendition of this joke. Entire version is at http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/customer_service_jokes/pilot_and_aircraft_mechanic (e.g., Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Technician: Live bugs on back-order.


HOW DO YOU KNOW -


TAGS: airforce pilots humble
Rating: 4.74/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:19 am
In that case, I got to get new friends! Lol


HERCULES, HERCULES -


TAGS: pilots thats my girl
Rating: 5/5

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luddy - December 15, 2010, 8:52 pm
thats most likely the funniest thing iv read in months.
andnowforme0 - November 10, 2010, 11:48 pm
lol silly fighter jocks think they're better than a bomber that has enough bombs to destroy a nation in one flight.
jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:07 pm
sweet! 5 nautical miles for you
Derek - September 13, 2010, 7:53 pm
Heheh, yep and 4x as long in the air (pointing to watch)
DLM4 - September 13, 2010, 6:58 pm
very awesome, 5L
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 6:13 pm
5L air!


WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE - between a fighter pilot and his aircraft? The plane stops whining when you shut down the engines.


TAGS: pilots
Rating: 4.18/5

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FIGHTER PILOTS -




SKILLS - Developed over time


TAGS: beer lots old
Rating: 3.83/5

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NAVAL AIR STRATEGY -




HAPPENS EVERY TIME -




INVESTMENT ADVICE -


TAGS: investment advice by lots of beer and enjoy
Rating: 3.82/5

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Anonymous2 - May 18, 2010, 10:49 pm
CANADA, based on your current cost for a 24 pack, this process described would bring you $53.30. Now, if you threw a party and charged $5 a head to consume said beer, that would only add to your investment.
CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
24 of that here is 45 bucks :(
Anonymous2 - May 13, 2010, 7:33 pm
Unless 6-packs were 2.80, 12 packs were 5.60, or 24 packs were 11.20, your math is wrong there.


IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - THEN I WANT THIS MOUNTED IN MY TRUCK AND THE ADDRESS OF ALL THE PEOPLE I HATE FOR A LITTLE "DRIVE BY" ACTION


TAGS: a good loader a good driver and lots of time as well as the address of every single person i hate and i hate an awfu lot of people
Rating: 3.71/5

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R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:19 pm
Got my eye on a used Army 5 ton...I think it could handle it.
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm
Thanks RS. I was gonna say....sheesh.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:28 am
Duh....Get a bigger truck!
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:21 am
If this will be on your truck your suspensions would break


ULTIMATE RESPONSIBILITY -


TAGS: pilots f18
Rating: 4.14/5

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EvilFox302 - May 6, 2011, 6:25 am
Amen on this one.
MPsniper - April 29, 2011, 5:41 am
EJECT...EJECT...EJECT. only one powerplant is in burner. a little thrust imbalance?


DESTINY -




HE WHO DEMANDS -


TAGS: pilots aviation b1 nellisafb
Rating: 4.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 26, 2013, 10:49 pm
He isn't on Motifake anymore?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 26, 2013, 7:28 pm
Airman is retired now but he was definitely a pilot....We really miss him around here.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 26, 2013, 3:45 am
I'm not quite sure, but judging by your avatar, username, and the majority of your awesome posters... I'd have to say you're an actual pilot.


THE BARON - It's at Twelve O'Clock!




DRONES - Telling a fighter pilot how much more cooler they are Will get him to show you the secret Ejection Seat.




THE COCKPIT JUST GOT SMALLER -


TAGS: pilots co pilits
Rating: 4.94/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 10:04 pm
You know, they say it’s safer to fly in an airplane, however, a comedian once said that if the engine fails, at least in a car you don’t drop several thousand feet.
falloutghoul - April 6, 2012, 5:10 pm
This could also go to MilitaryLulz.


FORCED WATER LANDING - The Pilots of US Airways Flight 1549 Did It Right!




THINGS -


TAGS: flotsam detritus stuff things
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 29, 2014, 7:29 am

Thank you, sir!
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:52 am
Jeeze...talk about demotivational. Well done! 5'd and faved!
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 11:34 pm

Very well!
spacedog - January 27, 2014, 11:13 pm
Heh, Mr. Dog is my father, call me space, and you're welcome.
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:57 pm

LOL
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:56 pm

Thank you Mr. Dog~
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:56 pm

Yeah~~and we're goin' together this year, right? To GaryO's place, right? Are you bringing the bats, or shall I?
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:55 pm

Whenever someone dies, my husband mutters, "And now the looting begins."
spacedog - January 27, 2014, 10:46 pm
Beautiful. 5L
MissPriss - January 27, 2014, 10:42 pm
Wow lg, that really got me thinking...Hallowe'en is only 277 days away!
Greeny - January 27, 2014, 9:51 pm
Deep - but the clamor of who in the family gets what is deeper still...
GaryO - January 27, 2014, 8:36 pm
Got that right….how much for the ’51 Studey?....hurry


Mall Parking -




POOR ARNIE -


TAGS: cheater idiot lotsof child support
Rating: 4.88/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:47 am
Censored most likely from the double "ss".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2011, 11:35 pm
Agreed......Arnie clearly doesn't understand the perks to being famous. (why was mis***** censored?)
Greeny - June 25, 2011, 8:54 pm
I see a face - it looks pissed
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 7:18 pm

not to knock his wife but lord did you see his mis*****. yeegad. i figure years of steroid abuse probably left him with SPS


THE GS 1L MOTI SHORTS OF DEATH -


TAGS: found at a local retail store on the sale rack and there were lots
Rating: 4.21/5

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GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:49 pm
to resist, was futile
phydeaux - April 11, 2010, 10:46 pm
I aw these and my FIRST thought was GS SHORTS! My second was I HAVE TO GET A PIC AND GET THIS UP ON MOTIFAKE! My life is completely controlled by moti now. I have been a**imilated. Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:01 pm
Chicks be diggin' me in those beauties!! 5L oh yeah, and they're guaranteed to change you from Tenor to Soprano when they get wet.


AIRMAN - It's really more a nickname than a title.


TAGS: really he just lost his pilots license it wasn t revoked
Rating: 3.38/5

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Airman - March 18, 2010, 12:37 pm
LOL thanks JMAC.. I may change my name to AirHead in the near future


BINGO... THE #1 REASON TO PLAY SLOTS. -




THE WASPS -


TAGS: wasps women airforce service pilots world war ii
Rating: 3.25/5

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Iconoclast - March 14, 2010, 2:02 pm
I appreciate the comment, GreyScorpion. I am still learning Motifake and post as the mood strikes me. i'll try to be funnier.
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:37 pm
Iconoclast, you make really nice, well made posters,,,,but where's the funny? your last 3....where's the funny?


PEPPY -


TAGS: boats n starfighter pilots hmmm
Rating: 2.88/5

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... - August 18, 2009, 8:25 am
All aboard the Failboat!!!


FRATRICIDE RECORD - Held by US F-16 Pilots since April 2002


TAGS: fratricide record f16 pilots rnr
Rating: 2.81/5

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Pirate? - July 18, 2009, 9:49 pm
..I Knows This Because Of My Wikipedia Learnings :)
Eddie - December 11, 2008, 4:24 am
When you hit someone in your side, is called "Friendly fire" Fraticide is a term used when the trh**tle or heat of one engine causes malfunction in the other. has you can clearly see, the f16 has only one engine. and that's called sarcasm...
Titus Pullo - November 15, 2008, 10:45 pm
First - dumbass, ever heard of sarcasm? Second - big whoop.
snicker, snicker - November 15, 2008, 3:56 pm
Pullo, do you realize your screen name means roughly "*****le" in Spanish?
@Mr. Pullo - November 15, 2008, 7:43 am
Of course you can testify. YOU haven't been hit. OTOH, the people who HAS been fratricide-killed, obviously, can't
Titus Pullo - November 14, 2008, 9:19 pm
As a former 19D SSG I can attest I have never been lit up by a Falcon. On the other hand, I have buddies that can't say the same for AH-64's.
Mike - September 3, 2008, 12:12 pm
Hey don't knock on the fast movers. They'd never kill a brotha!
G.I.Joe - August 8, 2008, 7:40 am
Everyone dogs on American military. Not having us be part of conflicts would be like dividing by zero...


Your car -


TAGS: start parts lots details apart
Rating: 2.36/5

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thebaron - March 18, 2009, 9:04 pm
no...it looks like all the pieces are there.
pro - November 23, 2008, 11:01 am
Does Ikea make cars now?


STEP ONE: - Open a casino.




rorschach -


TAGS: inkblots trauma
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 12:56 am
Excellent, RL! 5 G.O.T.H. lions!


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